- 7yo: Mommy, when did you first read Harry Potter?
- Me: Almost seventeen years ago...
- 7yo: Wow, you're like wicked ancient.
- Me: Thanks, kid.
"Do you even eat?
"Oh, should you be eating that piece of cake?
"You should try going to the gym."
"I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight, like you."
These are just SOME of the things you should not be telling anyone.
I hate, no, loathe, when family members tell me that I’m too thin. Like, are you frickin kidding me? You’ve known me my entire life. You KNOW how I am.
You’re NOT too ______. You’re good. If someone tell you that you can’t wear a bikini because it “doesn’t fit your body style” you tell them to suck it and wear that bikini with pride.
We only have one body, unless there’s a mix up like in Drop Dead Diva.
I got three containers of organic strawberries and two containers of organic raspberries for $11 at Whole Foods tonight and I was like way beyond thrilled.
I’ve never watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And I don’t plan to.
I’ve never tried sushi. I have no desire to try it. Every time I have walked near it, it makes me want to gag.
Coconut water? Bleh.
Gluten free dairy free nut free brownies? What is life.